The Bends

The KDE blogging client Blogilo is outta be one of the most handy solutions out there for slackers like me to get started on posting updates on their personal blogs.

First time setting up is as simple as going to Settings –> Configure Blogilo and then entring your blog’s URL, username and password, and hitting Auto-configure. Done!

Add your blog first; yes you can add multiple blogs too :-)

Add your blog first; yes you can add multiple blogs too :-)

Pretty neat, eh? Adios!
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Humm… seems like Blogilo messes up the WP-specific HTML we’re used to — don’t need <p> tags and such, WP is intelligent enough to decipher those. Also, Blogilo uses the HTML 4 tagging standard like <b>, <i>, etc., instead of the XHTML standards like <strong, <em>, etc. That’s a complete no go me guesses. Adios!!

StarFuckers Inc.

linux-30yk:~ # traceroute -m 64 216.81.59.173
traceroute to 216.81.59.173 (216.81.59.173), 64 hops max, 40 byte packets using UDP

[SNIP]

10 216.66.0.26 (216.66.0.26) 281.365 ms 276.504 ms 283.220 ms
11 10.26.26.102 (10.26.26.102) 298.485 ms 296.350 ms 299.205 ms
12 Episode.IV (206.214.251.1) 304.518 ms 302.127 ms 306.263 ms
13 A.NEW.HOPE (206.214.251.6) 300.536 ms 308.604 ms 308.111 ms
14 It.is.a.period.of.civil.war (206.214.251.9) 307.268 ms 313.701 ms 308.907 ms
15 Rebel.spaceships (206.214.251.14) 316.177 ms 319.672 ms 314.632 ms
16 striking.from.a.hidden.base (206.214.251.17) 317.882 ms 321.043 ms 314.484 ms
17 have.won.their.first.victory (206.214.251.22) 303.198 ms 298.102 ms 297.432 ms
18 against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire (206.214.251.25) 309.604 ms 306.323 ms 300.648 ms
19 During.the.battle (206.214.251.30) 303.331 ms 308.992 ms 308.287 ms
20 Rebel.spies.managed (206.214.251.33) 305.013 ms 304.829 ms 312.566 ms
21 to.steal.secret.plans (206.214.251.38) 312.570 ms 310.822 ms 315.504 ms
22 to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon (206.214.251.41) 312.481 ms 312.467 ms 315.821 ms
23 the.DEATH.STAR (206.214.251.46) 320.544 ms 314.391 ms 322.571 ms
24 an.armored.space.station (206.214.251.49) 298.136 ms 305.673 ms 303.263 ms
25 with.enough.power.to (206.214.251.54) 309.034 ms 301.531 ms 315.459 ms
26 destroy.an.entire.planet (206.214.251.57) 305.322 ms 314.890 ms 311.668 ms
27 Pursued.by.the.Empires (206.214.251.62) 317.088 ms 315.402 ms 320.468 ms
28 sinister.agents (206.214.251.65) 313.988 ms 318.616 ms 316.178 ms
29 Princess.Leia.races.home (206.214.251.70) 326.581 ms 320.075 ms 326.221 ms
30 aboard.her.starship (206.214.251.73) 306.043 ms 300.575 ms 299.652 ms
31 custodian.of.the.stolen.plans (206.214.251.78) 303.099 ms 302.241 ms 310.399 ms
32 that.can.save.her (206.214.251.81) 319.313 ms 330.929 ms 319.822 ms
33 people.and.restore (206.214.251.86) 316.388 ms 314.622 ms 313.556 ms
34 freedom.to.the.galaxy (206.214.251.89) 313.658 ms 320.915 ms 312.337 ms
35 0-------------------0 (206.214.251.94) 314.448 ms 318.339 ms 315.563 ms
36 0------------------0 (206.214.251.97) 321.320 ms 323.608 ms 324.033 ms
37 0-----------------0 (206.214.251.102) 310.334 ms 312.996 ms 302.619 ms
38 0----------------0 (206.214.251.105) 324.157 ms 318.876 ms 326.567 ms
39 0---------------0 (206.214.251.110) 316.168 ms 305.596 ms 319.415 ms
40 0--------------0 (206.214.251.113) 319.147 ms 319.783 ms 314.431 ms
41 0-------------0 (206.214.251.118) 323.076 ms 320.757 ms 320.279 ms
42 0------------0 (206.214.251.121) 340.352 ms 331.239 ms 337.533 ms
43 0-----------0 (206.214.251.126) 305.962 ms 307.685 ms 303.266 ms
44 0----------0 (206.214.251.129) 305.884 ms 306.545 ms 305.875 ms
45 0---------0 (206.214.251.134) 308.869 ms 316.013 ms 320.806 ms
46 0--------0 (206.214.251.137) 320.133 ms 317.238 ms 318.305 ms
47 0-------0 (206.214.251.142) 315.656 ms 313.299 ms 331.701 ms
48 0------0 (206.214.251.145) 334.374 ms 334.786 ms 339.310 ms
49 0-----0 (206.214.251.150) 302.298 ms 304.759 ms 308.765 ms
50 0----0 (206.214.251.153) 304.672 ms 300.830 ms 308.500 ms
51 0---0 (206.214.251.158) 320.178 ms 313.893 ms 318.400 ms
52 0--0 (206.214.251.161) 321.057 ms 320.989 ms 313.992 ms
53 0-0 (206.214.251.166) 323.534 ms 323.148 ms 318.443 ms
54 00 (206.214.251.169) 328.316 ms 326.067 ms 325.361 ms
55 I (206.214.251.174) 305.062 ms 308.350 ms 314.032 ms
56 By.Ryan.Werber (206.214.251.177) 310.995 ms 320.281 ms 323.571 ms
57 When.CCIEs.Get.Bored (206.214.251.182) 303.684 ms 312.995 ms 313.695 ms
58 read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net (206.214.251.185) 326.087 ms 320.338 ms 327.098 ms
59 FIN (206.214.251.190) 317.055 ms * *

Kinda like an alien invasion that’s sorta like a royal mind fuck.

Adios!

You Outta Know

Good story in today’s NYT: Generation 9/11.

I wonder those madmen who bomb places or spread terror (this includes the jihadi terrorists, the western armed forces & politicians, and the Hindu radicals) ever realise how it will affect the next generation of their own community, their own ones.

The problem with the world is most don’t wanna see three inches from their nose.

I wish people will consider the aftermath before putting their stupid ideas at work.

Adios.

Beat It

Introduction: Weblogs are fucking stupid.

Weblogs suck ass. What the fuck is up with this shit? Fuck. Who the fuck cares what these people think about oatmeal or what the UN did last week? Nobody! Who reads these weblogs? Nobody! Maybe fellow weblog authors read each others weblogs out of a sense of desperation…the feeling that if they read someone else’s weblog, someone will read theirs. It’s kindof like cooperative advertising too, people will cross-post, linking weblog entries to each other’s weblogs. How fucking pathetic is that? I hate weblogs. There are so few reasons to keep a weblog, and so many of these are fucking stupid while so few of them are legitimately non-brainfucked. The problem of course, is people. In general, people are fucking stupid, so many of the things they do are fucking stupid. I fucking hate weblogs, they are so fucking stupid.

Chapter 1: Weblogs

More here.

That thing is a fucking essay :-D

Adios

What is this am listening to?

Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

Good song. The problem is this is exactly what I don’t have with me right now. Come to think of it, I’m more in the mood for Riders in the Storm now. Something about that song, just carries you away with it…

Anyway, as I wait for the Vaishali metro, I’m listening to Dream Theater do Images and Words. Oh well… No offence to the band, but they are not exactly what I call exceptional.

So, what else? Am just typing random things on this WordPress Android app so that it keeps me distracted from this annoying headache I have, and also while waiting for the Vaishali metro. One Noida metro after another at Rajiv Chawk at this hour (22:48). Weird. Talk about unnecessary redundancy for the Noida people and scarcity for Ghaziabad folks. Not that the frequency of metro is really brilliant at this hour. Bah!

The second Noida metro just moved in. Hopefully the next one will be for Vaishali, else I’d be pissed.

Adios!

I never had the nerve to make the final cut…


And if I show you my dark side
Will you still hold me tonight?
And if I open my heart to you
And show you my weak side,
What would you do?

Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?
Would you take the children away
And leave me alone?
And smile in reassurance
As you whisper down the phone,
Would you send me packing,
Or would you take me home?

Thought I outta bare my naked feelings,
Thought I outta tear the curtain down.
I held the blade in trembling hands,
Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang,
I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

“Hello? Listen, I think I’ve got it. Okay, listen. It’s a… Ha ha ha!”

One of the best songs written by Roger Waters — part of one of the most under-rated (and often, even hated) albums.

Well, as I never had the nerve to make the final cut, imported my WP blog to my own domain, installed wordpress. And will be slowly be migrating stuff from past services like rediffblogs and blogdrive.

WP hosting courtesy GoDaddy Digital Ocean, and DNS courtesy CloudFlare. Here’s hoping to maintain this weblog from now on. Watch out for the updates.

Bullet the blue sky

This is a test blog entry from my android phone, using the mobile WordPress app. Am trying to figure out if I can restart blogging using this app by writing small posts. But doesn’t twitter serve the same purpose?

Anyway let’s see if I can restart. This post is good enough for starters, and there’s no way I could have fitted all this crap in twitter.

By the way am loving my motorola milestone — there’s just so much I can do when on the move, or while lying on my back :-)

Surfin’ [Redmond,] USA

Bing!

Doesn’t it sound funny to your ears? Or are they trying to pull a Google here? The irony is, I don’t think Google ever sounded funny in anyone’s ears. One of the reasons might be that it’s been a household term for years now.

By the way, just in case you missed the “big” news, Bing is the latest search engine launched by Microsoft. I remember the days when there used to be something called an MSN Search. When it was rechristened to Live Search, most didn’t pay attention. Maybe that’s a good-enough reason to come out with a name which will become a crowd-puller—because it’ll ring a bell (in your ears). Like Google? But only, it’s Bing! I can understand people exclaiming “Bingo!” every time they find something they’re looking for. But, Bing?

Anyway, like everyone else, I also tried Bing! (Sorry for repeating the word too many times—as I already said, it sounds funny to my ears ;-) )

When you go to Bing.com, besides the search engine bar, a user gets a random picture (of some significance) with information tagged to it. Good call… but I wonder how useful this idea is considering no one would stay on the homepage of a search engine more than what he takes to enter the keywords for the information he’s looking for.

This is exactly what Google understood years ago—there should be bare-minimum elements on the homepage that doesn’t distract the user from what he’s looking for. Remember the other search engine giants from the 90s—AltaVista, Lycos, Excite, et al? Where are they now? Most of them would try to bombard the user with information right on the home page, without paying much heed to the fact that user a is here, in the first place, to search for something. You got to provide that service first!

Let’s talk about the core matter here: search! Try and enter the term “Linux” in it. Do the same on Google also. Compare the results. Notice the difference?

I mean, what the heck are certifications and events doing on the first page of Bing’s search results? There’s even a link for “Linux on Laptops”! OK, so there is Ubuntu too. But, what about Red Hat and Debian? Also, compared to about.com’s definition of Linux, isn’t kernel.org more important?

It’s the search algorithm that you’re using, mate. Gotta improve it, a lot! Until then, decorating your homepage and asking users to install Silverlight if they want to check out the older home page backgrounds from your archives won’t help you one bit. Because, that’s not at all what “search” users will be looking for when they land up at Bing, if at all.

What in the World?

An intelectually-stimulating discussion I had with a friend from school, whom I saw online after three goddam years. Couldn’t have kept it to myself, so following is the transceipt, where PG is my friend and ML is, of couse, who else?

PG: …I have been a part of the core technical architect team for our business vertical and was one of the guys looking after our interactions with open source initiatives. I know that though the idea is noble but the motivations hardly are. But I myself stand strongly behind OS…

ML: hmm… the OSS ideals are more about business… noble it is if you look at it from the view point of FSF — fsf.org.

PG: No I understand the fact that profits make the world go round. I don’t deny it. But I wish that it wasn’t the case. I don’t demand ‘copyleft’ but I do wish there were more apaches and mozillas.

ML: The fact that copyleft makes good biz sense is what Mozilla and Apache proves. :-) Some of the companies not hit by the global melt down are the OSS giants like Mozilla, Red Hat, et al. RH still reported hefty profits in Q4 2008

PG: Mozilla, Apache aren’t copyleft. We have been using their libraries under their licenses for ages in our group for commercial copyrighted software. I think their concept is that “Let ideas be free”. And I believe in that. If people make money off it thats a side effect. And what I am not happy with is how some companies just work towards the side effect. [That said,] I don’t strictly agree with fsf. They say ‘free as in freedom’ but then they say ‘but not unless you agree with us’. Thats not cool in my books.

ML: They simply say a software is free as in freedom if it gives the four freedoms.

PG: And which are?

ML: http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html … Why do you think Mozilla and Apache licences aren’t copyleft? Just because you can use MPL and ASL licenced code with proprietary code? …It’s even easier to do it with BSD-licensed code. That’s how Apple’s Mac uses the FreeBSD userland tools so “freely” in their restrictive OSX systems. But BSD itself is a copyleft license.

PG: Hmm. Well my take on it is a bit different. How would you define copyright?

ML: oh ok… correction… MPL qualifies as weak copy-left license. ASL and BSDs are non-copyleft free licenses …Good lord this is a good discussion… I generally look at everything from the GPL point of view.

PG: Yep. Thats exatcly my perspective. I disagree with GPL because you can’t claim freedom and then say, I quote: “Copyleft is a general method for making a program or other work free, and requiring all modified and extended versions of the program to be free as well.” Heck thats a restriction. Not freedom in my books. You can’t require things off of freedom

ML: Well freedom of speech doesn’t give you the right to go and abuse your neighbour or make false claims about them. That’s [certainly] a restriction. Or a very good example is in a free country although you’re free to do anything you see fit, but you can’t kill people as you see fit. Cuz that sort of freedom would give rise to chaos… GPL is a simple tit for tat license. That’s one of the reasons, Linux (the kernel) is miles ahead of a BSD kernel when it comes to features. Although BSD is arguably older than Linux.

PG: Well I don’t deny that GNU works. And I like what linux stands for as much as the next guy but the way I see it GNU says: “Here’s how to make noodles. You can make them for free and add whatever you like to them. But if you make “noodle soup” you have to allow others to make it for free too. Or else you can’t make noodles.”

ML: Where is that from? Anyway the point of freedom is whatever freedom you have, others should have the same freedom too. So essentially a non-copy left free license although gives you the freedom to remix or reuse it in your code, but then denies your users the same amount of freedom. That’s taking away freedom. A free society can’t work under those terms. Just like freedom of speech doesn’t give us the right to abuse our neighbours or for that matter anyone. …So, that noodle quote essentially means: pass down whatever freedom you had while making noodles to the recipients; otherwise, you’re denying them the freedom that you enjoyed.

PG: Look at it this way: Freedom needs to apply to the licensing too. The original author of the work under GPL was free to license it under whatever license they wanted. Hell they are even free to relicense their work if they want. Why take away that freedom from licensees? To be free to create is important but is the ability to do whatever you want with what you create freely is important too right? I dont think I tell someone ” Create what you want, you are free to do so. But only use it this way or else …”. Abuse is a crime. Ofcourse you cant hurt anyone in what you do. But other than that there should be no restrictions on what one does…

ML: That’s a smart thing to do… otherwise, you see companies like MS lifting freely available code, e.g. BSD’s TCPIP stack, and rolling it out as non-free software. Which means you take stuff freely from the community and give nothing back. That’s how BSD is kinda slowly evolving, because Apple is not giving anything back to the community… while Linux is evolving pretty fast. Because the licensing is making IBM, Oracle, Novell, or any other traditionally proprietary company give back. That’s softa like the ultimate free market economics. And the point to note here is you only have to give your contribution back if you release your binary to the public. If you use it in-house, it’s all yours.

PG: But then its GNU’s purpose to restrict usage of what they have created. They only want it to benefit the people they identify as worthy. Well MS does that too. MS says “he who pays me is worthy”. GNU says “he who redistributes under my terms is worthy”. Well call me a nitpicker but I don’t think that’s freedom. Neither has the right to use that term. As I said, I understand its all for profits, for MS money, for GNU contributions.

ML: It’s not GNU alone… all the big shots are in the licensing committee, including Oracle, IBM and co., with whose policies FSF most often disagrees with. But they all agree that these must be the best terms. GNU’s “he who redistributes under my terms is worthy” incidentally agrees with the 6 freedoms offered by constitutions to its citizens too.

PG: Well thats right I admit. Let me chew on that and come up with something:-). I gotta go sleep. But I am really enjoying this discussion I am having with you. This issue is pretty close to my heart. Lets continue it sometime. Maybe if you are online tomorrow?

Sure as hell, we will!

Kidnapped!

Kidnapped! I haven’t read this R.L. Stevenson book, but I know a similar plot.

…so, you kidnap a guy and ask one of his aides for ransom. This is how a typical telecon goes:

Flaming Dragon dude: We are Flaming Dragon. Speedman is with us now. For 50 million, you will get him back.

Les Grossman: This is Les Grossman. Who is this?

Flaming Dragon dude: [agitated voice] This is Flaming Dragon.

Les Grossman: Okay. Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Now, I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you better think again. Otherwise, I’m gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker. I will massacre you. I will fuck you up.

[Hangs up the phone!]

Les Grossman: Could you find out who that was? Go.

That’s Tom Cruise, the studio executive behind Tropic Thunder.